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FromThe Oakland Press............The city of Oakland is busy preparing for what may be the last concert ever at the Oracle Arena ! Despite warnings by state officials from Portland,Tacoma,Vancouver & Sacramento that their venues were leveled by Adam Lambert after his performances,Oakland has decided to go forward with tonights American Idol concert in the hopes they may escape the same fate ! Fans are being advised to make sure that their insurance policies and affairs are in order just in case it's LIGHTS OUT ! Though it's been said by survivors of past concerts that the last words of those who perished were "WHAT A WAY TO GO "lol

Update From The Oakland Press ............ All the warnings were not heeded and Oaklands worst fears have been realized tonight. The Oracle Arena is no longer standing .Adam Lambert once again literally brought the house down . Adam has officially been listed as a " LETHAL WEAPON " by the FBI they have issued a world wide alert !

OMG, It's so Funny!!!!XD